Vintage Tumblr Themes

catswithbenefits:

you know whats better than a mozerella stick?

37 mozzarella sticks

bussykiller:

me in my golden years

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theaceoffours:

shrill-ex:

most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge

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BE…

OUR…

GUEST

plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

ashkinator:

aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

asian:

They were serious when they categorized transformers as action movie

asian:

They were serious when they categorized transformers as action movie

empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it 

yeahponcho:

sometimes she licks my soda can and becomes very confused

brony-friendzoney-420:

2003rapvideo:

awwww-cute:

A tub of baby Huskies walked by at the vet today

My fucking dream

BABIES

brony-friendzoney-420:

2003rapvideo:

awwww-cute:

A tub of baby Huskies walked by at the vet today

My fucking dream

BABIES